16 years
Hahaha! OK, we have a lot of good journalists here. You get any quantity, but not unless you hand over Jon Stewart!
We can't trade Jon -- how about Bill O'Reilly or Ann Coulter? :D
This parody of the 419er email scam has been making the rounds online:
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From: Minister of the Treasury Paulson
Subject: REQUEST FOR URGENT CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
Dear American:
I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.
I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.
This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to [email][email protected][/email] so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.
Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury Paulson
16 years
Hahaha! OK, we have a lot of good journalists here. You get any quantity, but not unless you hand over Jon Stewart!
We can't trade Jon -- how about Bill O'Reilly or Ann Coulter? :D
16 years
16 years
We can't trade Jon -- how about Bill O'Reilly or Ann Coulter? :D
We want Stephen Colbert... we already have a bridge named after him! :D
16 years
We want Stephen Colbert... we already have a bridge named after him! :D
Wow, quite a story! Agreed, let´s take Colbert.
Your bridge-to-nowhere should be properly named as "Sarah-Palin-Bridge" though.
16 years
Your bridge-to-nowhere should be properly named as "Sarah-Palin-Bridge" though.
Agreed. The bridge leads to a silly roundabout, which caused an 8 km traffic jam on the opening day... took me an hour to drive back and forth on the bloody bridge! Colbert will regret that he wanted to name the bridge! :D
Looks great though!
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